i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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