I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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