I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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