there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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