Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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