I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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