Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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