i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
