Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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