i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
