She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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