Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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