I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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