i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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