He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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