Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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