You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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