My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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