We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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