The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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