the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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