They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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