Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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