Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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