I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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