no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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