next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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