so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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