i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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