Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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