what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i out mim tonsoeep
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