what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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