i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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