Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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