hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I want to be your penis for a week.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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