Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
My balls are so social today.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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