Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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