Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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