me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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