Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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