Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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