there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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