No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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