We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
3 2 1 whiskey
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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