I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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