Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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