Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I love having hate sex.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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