Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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