He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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