As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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