I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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