omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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